Really?

Really? Cookie Dingler? That's really your name? You know you can choose a stage name? Oh no. You didn't choose Cookie Dingler, did you? Oh, sorry, no, that's a great name. Very, uh, sweet, and, uh, dangly? No, wait, that didn't come out right.... Ya, great name, great name, sir! You're like a tempting little dessert that we all want a bite of? Dingly cookies. Cookie Dingler.

To each their own, I guess.

Angie.